Processing Hot Wheels

I picked up my insurance documents from the post office, that needed signing for as they were sent to me by recorded delivery, then went into the town centre, played 2 games of bowling on my own scoring 80 followed by 94, then returning home promptly to my maximum security stockade. It’s been a full […]


Grievance Payout for Frankie

I’ve had an offer on late Frankie {my dead car) by the ever so nice people at Norwich Union for £1150/- which I’d say I’m fairly satisfied with. More would have obviously broadened my pretty smile, but apparently that’s not their motto. A busy day at work would usually mean many discoveries & thoughtful musings, […]


Yo Frankie!

Frank Castle is dead because he was in the boot of my car. Well, I had a Punisher poster in there. It all began a few days ago when I got a call from the “Farmer”. He didn’t have my new address & wanted it to send me something, or so he claimed. He asked […]